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I'm doin' me
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
This made me laughMy dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff
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1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
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This is how I feel about my tomcat nowI would wear plaid for you in any color, weather, or place because you like it. I will hold your hand in public. I’ll even take it further my squeezing your hand in mine as a secret ‘i love you’ because I would never want you to not know. I’d press my lips to your palms because you would hold my entire heart in your palms. I’d always take your feelings into consideration. I’d never want to hurt you, but sometimes its is inevitable, just know I’ll always apologize. We’re all a little sensitive, but I promise to never break you. I would cuddle with you all the time. I’d wrap my arms tightly around you because you’d be my world, so I’d need to protect you, keep you safe, make you feel safe.
I would gladly tell you the cheesiest pick up lines I could come up with, I’d even make Harry Potter references in them because you’d be my chamber of secrets, love, and gratitude. I’d always share my thoughts with you. I’d never run out of anything to say to you. Communicating is important and you’re whats important to me. And if we do find ourselves stuck in silence it’s wouldn’t be one of those awkward ones, never. You’d only have to look in my eyes to understand everything I am saying. I’d spend every moment you would allow me to have with you. I’d spend forever with you if I could.
We wouldn’t have to go out all the time, we could stay in and watch movies or sit around playing cheesy little kid board games, so long as you’re with me. I’d still take you out though, because I want nothing more than the world to know how luck I’d be to have you. I’d want people to see how much you light up a room, how you light up my world.
I’d run through the house laughing with you, singing at the top of our lungs. We’d even give Tom Cruise competition with the way we jump around. And as we watch Dirty Dancing I would dance out every scene with you. Just be careful of my left feet, this is just a warning. I’d act out every single memorable scene from Disney movies. From when Simba and the gang sing Hakuna Matata to when Sleeping Beauty walks through the forest singing about her perfect lover. I’d especially sing that to you, even though I would have already found you.
Last but not least, I would love you for you. I would stand beside you through every decision you make and I’d still be there even if it were the wrong one. On days you wore sweatpants and just a t-shirt, those would be my favorite, you would be absolutely stunning to me. I’d always remember that no matter what you say hurtful or not, you didn’t mean it. I’d understand that sometimes in the heat of the moment people say things without thinking and that would be okay. I wouldn’t mind, I’d just shout back I love you until you listened.
Love,
Me
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Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body.
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.






