I'm doin' me

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

My dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff

This made me laugh

(Source: ceronprime)

Pretty please!?!?

Pretty please!?!?

(Source: 9gag, via pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come)

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:




Bahahaha! This pretty amazing!

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Bahahaha! This pretty amazing!

(Source: joeseline)

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.

1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.

1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.

2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.” 

(Source: barackfuckingobama)

Invade my privacy. (i'll rate blogs if you're off anonymous)

Purple: 10 facts about my room.

Blue: 9 facts about my family.

Green: 8 facts about my body.

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.

Orange: 6 facts about my home town.

Red: 5 facts about my best friend.

Pink: 4 facts about my parents.

White: 3 facts about my personality.

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.

Black: 1 fact about the person I like.