Sammi.22. Maryland.KCCO.Captain America.O's fan for life.

ineedapotsybreak:

Just realized that some people only see a doctor once a year…weird.

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

月に代わっておしおきよ!🌙✨

let us revisit

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

月に代わっておしおきよ!🌙✨

let us revisit

theblacklacedandy:

bead-bead:

thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

This is so awesome I can’t even.  

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house.  Hehehehehehe! 

STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

fuckyeahsugardaddy:

alliecaaat:

 

Rita Hayworth in Gilda (1946)

Oh my god her HAIR please let my hair become this level of beauty tomorrow 🙏🙏🙏

More than decent.

(Source: vintagegal)

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

(Source: 4gifs)

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn)

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

(Source: thighhighsenpai)

necessary-sass:

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

Send this to all the straight boys

(Source: chronicallyundead)

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

(Source: fuck-you-coach)